So, check it: my good friend/archnemesis, frequent referent in my blog posts, Captain Caveman lookalike, Midwest rock star, and kick-ass writer, Ryan Werner, has launched himself a website.
And it fairly rules. Really clever concept and structure, gang, with links to all his shenanigans. If you like good fiction, sleazy rock-n-roll, and/or really hairy dudes, go check him out at ryanwernerwritesstuff.com. You might be sorry you did. But hey, I warned you. 🙂
Samuel Snoek-Brown 
I promise you you’re totally right about my not wanting to know what the beard smells like.
Honestly, it probably smells like old pudding. That guy loves his pudding.