The Jersey Devil watches mermaid porn

October 14 cover frontThis might somehow be both the sexiest and the least sexy issue of Jersey Devil Press ever. I mean, on the one hand, we have a mermaid porn star and a dental assistant hot for bald men with cavities. But on the other hand, she’s hot for cavities! And there’s also a mind-controlling baby — a proven turn-off in any situation!

Of course, this is October, so there’s also plenty to chill your spine, including a satanic ritual that starts with frozen plumbing and a cremated corpse packed with explosives.

And unemployment.

Plus a spooky cover from Russian artist Yuri Shwedoff!

Lots to love (or loathe) in this issue, gang. So sharpen your knives and start stabbing pumpkins!

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