Box Cutters: excerpt #5

1397915_598757960190403_1143047675_oFor the six days leading up to the official release of my chapbook, Box Cutters (sunnyoutside press), I’m posting the first sentence or two of each story in the chapbook, one each day, as a kind of teaser for the book.

Today is excerpt #5! The book releases tomorrow!

But you don’t have to wait until November 12 to order your copy. If you like something you see and want to read more, you can head over to sunnyoutside and pre-order your copy now.

At work yesterday we got new office dividers, big, blue pincushion squares with fabric facing so we can pin memos to them, so we can not forget things. Mr. Feras has a thing about memos, like they’d make good wallpaper, suit fabric, anything. I think if he could he’d leave us memos on toilet paper so he could catch us with work even in the john. 

Box Cutters: excerpt #4

1397915_598757960190403_1143047675_oFor the six days leading up to the official release of my chapbook, Box Cutters (sunnyoutside press), I’m posting the first sentence or two of each story in the chapbook, one each day, as a kind of teaser for the book.

Today is excerpt #4!

But you don’t have to wait until November 12 to order your copy. If you like something you see and want to read more, you can head over to sunnyoutside and pre-order your copy now.

It’d been a month nearly since he’d impulsively bought the cell phone for the feed business, and Lemuel hadn’t seen any use for it until that day in San Antonio when the semi tipped and stopped traffic flat. Some people had killed their engines, and Lemuel killed his, too. 

Box Cutters: excerpt #3

1397915_598757960190403_1143047675_oFor the six days leading up to the official release of my chapbook, Box Cutters (sunnyoutside press), I’m posting the first sentence or two of each story in the chapbook, one each day, as a kind of teaser for the book.

Today is excerpt #3!

But you don’t have to wait until November 12 to order your copy. If you like something you see and want to read more, you can head over to sunnyoutside and pre-order your copy now.

When I come home, I can smell you in the house. It’s not something definite, like perfume or shampoo—you never liked perfume, always used the cheap store-brand shampoo—but there’s a space in the house, a faint potpourri like your extract over a censer, the essence of you wafting. 

NaNoWriMo update: Week 1

Well, I’ve managed to write more than 15,000 words in the past week, which, I have to say, I am frankly amazed at. Especially considering my work schedule.

This week (as every week this fall), I have taught five courses on three campuses and spent more than eight hours just commuting to my various jobs. When I’m not on the road or in the classroom, I have been grading the essays of 95 students. There were nights I got no more than three or four hours of sleep. It’s been a long, hard week.

Screenshot_2013-11-08-17-12-44But I’ve discovered a trick that is making this year’s NaNoWriMo possible. My new phone, a Galaxy Note 2, has an excellent notepad app and fairly decent voice recognition software, which means that I can dictate text into my phone and the phone transcribes it for me. A couple of years ago, I tried a similar trick with a digital voice recorder for NaNoWriMo. But transcribing all that text by hand never really saved me much time. Now that the phone transcribes the text for me, I find I have been able to narrate whole chapters of this new book while driving to one of my jobs or while straightening up in the house. In fact, I am dictating this post while cleaning my kitchen.

The app isn’t perfect — punctuation is mostly hopeless, and there are plenty of words it doesn’t recognize (whenever I say “NaNoWriMo,” the phone gives me “man or I know”) — so I still have to do a lot of cleanup when I send the text to my computer and import it to Scrivener (where I am writing my new novel). I suppose that such cleanup is in some way antithetical to the spirit off NaNoWriMo, since I’m technically correcting text rather than simply plowing through however sloppy the writing might be.

But I let myself get away with it because, A, if I don’t correct some of the things the phone tries to give me as I import it, I risk losing any sense of what I was trying to write; and B, even taking the time to make corrections is faster than trying to transcribe from audio, and more time-saving then carving out extra hours in my day to do the writing from scratch. Most days on my commute to or from my farthest job, I have managed to “write” as many as 2,000 words. That has made up for how limited my writing time has been, and so I have managed to keep at or just ahead of the pace needed to finish NaNoWriMo on time.

I have to admit that the writing that comes from such dictation is sometimes weirdly stilted or over-written, and it is sometimes hard to keep track of plot or characters. And don’t get me started on the difficulties of dialogue. Still, as when I dictated into a voice recorder a few years ago, this kind of writing, where I speak the text aloud, lets me experiment with a freer flow of ideas, and I sometimes wind up heading in surprising and interesting directions with the story.

So, so far I’ve been happy with the results. Or happy as one can be with any writing during NaNoWriMo. And to tell the truth, this story, if not the quality of the prose, feels as exciting and as strong a foundation for good revision as my first NaNoWriMo, which gave me my novel Hagridden, the book that resulted in my Oregon Literary Fellowship and which is currently under consideration on the market. So I’m looking forward to seeing where this book goes.

And now, as is my tradition, here are some excerpts:

There comes a time in every long ride where you’ve wore out your horse and you have to dismount. I don’t know whether it was the war that wore out me or me that wore out the war, but either way, in March of ’62 I unsaddled and moved along. I couldn’t imagine my regiment would miss me and mostly I was right.

Being gone from the war didn’t mean it was over, though. Fact of it was, the war seemed the War Eternal, a spiritual fight destined to carry on til Judgment Day, if ever we could be judged. And this is how I came to fall in with Sergeant Tom Cleaver.

***

Sergeant Tom looked from my boots to my hair then turned on his stool to face me, one elbow on the bar. He picked up one of the pistol rounds and rolled it between his thumb and his forefinger, then he brought it to his lips as though to kiss it. He ran the tip of the bullet over his lower lip as he stared at me.

“You ever play Shoot the Bullet?”

“I ain’t looking for any trouble, mister. I was just passing an invitation. ”

“It might could be an invitation to trouble. ”

We watched each other. I was wearing my sidearm out of habit, but I didn’t like advertising it and I kept it tucked in my waist beneath my coat. Not an easy thing to reach in a draw, and I wasn’t sure of Sergeant Tom’s skill. The pistol I could see was broken open and empty on the bar, but I’d no notion of what other weapons he might carry. I put my right hand on my hip, trying to look casual as I did it. My coat hitched up over my hip, my fingers just six inches from the butt of my pistol. But I could tell just from looking at him that it was six inches too far, and he knew exactly what purpose my hand held.

“Won’t do to reach for it,” he said. “If that was the invitation, it wasn’t yours, it was that one’s. ” He tilted his head in the direction of Robert Bob, who sat with both feet on the floor watching us from across the room, his own pistol drawn and resting on the table before him. “Besides,” Sergeant Tom continued, “I don’t usually shoot the messenger. ”

“You just shoot the bullet. ”

He laughed and slapped the bar. A few of the bullets toppled, and he took one of them and handed it to me so we each held a round.

“Indeed I do. Now, here’s the deal. Hamilton, you bastard, bring us two!”

The barkeep was ahead of him and already had a bottle on the bar. He set two small glasses beside it and unstoppered the neck and poured out two full measures. Sergeant Tom dropped his bullet into the whiskey so the smokey liquor spilled over the rim to the wood. Then he gestured for me to do the same. I looked at his sidewise, said “It’s a bit young in the day for me,” but I dropped in the bullet just the same.

He took his glass and I took mine, and then he winked at me same as he had the first night I saw him, and he said, “Swallow hard. ” Then he downed the drink, bullet and all, and grit his teeth. I could see the lump in his windpipe as the chunk of metal went down his gullet.

I looked at my glass and back at the man, and when I did I saw his grin begin to soften, the set of his jaw turn stoney. He took up his pistol and began loading the remaining rounds into the cylinder. And he said it again.

“Swallow hard. Swallow fast. ”

He slapped the cylinder home and set the pistol on the counter, the muzzle my direction and his thumb on the hammer. I raised my glass and tossed back the bullet, the metallic tang of it sharp in the sweet of the whiskey. It took a writhing of my tongue to get the angle right but I’d be damned is I choked to death on a dare, and I got the bullet aimed point-first down my throat and it kept on, hard against my Adam’s apple so I like to gagged, but then it was past and falling fast to land hard and cold in my gut. I coughed in quick bursts, turning my head so the spittle landed across the bar and not Sergeant Tom’s face, but he was laughing and slapping the counter, spittle and all.

“There you have it,” he said. “Now anyone takes to hassling you, you just tell them this here story and turn your backside to him. Tell him, ‘You keep after me, I’ll fart at you and shoot your pecker off!’”

And before I could register the sentence, Hamilton the barkeep and Robert Bob at his table both were belly-laughing at the joke.

Box Cutters: excerpt #2

1397915_598757960190403_1143047675_oFor the six days leading up to the official release of my chapbook, Box Cutters (sunnyoutside press), I’m posting the first sentence or two of each story in the chapbook, one each day, as a kind of teaser for the book.

Today is excerpt #2!

But you don’t have to wait until November 12 to order your copy. If you like something you see and want to read more, you can head over to sunnyoutside and pre-order your copy now.

She felt guilty when she dreamed of the man who’d killed her husband. But she’d never minded that her husband was dead, and she never blamed him for the killing. It was just one of those things. 

Box Cutters: excerpt #1

1397915_598757960190403_1143047675_oAs of today, it is six days until the official release of my chapbook, Box Cutters, from sunnyoutside press. And the chapbook contains six stories.

So, for the next six days, I’m going to post the first sentence or two of each story, one each day, as a kind of teaser for the book.

But you don’t have to wait until November 12 to order your copy. If you like something you see and want to read more, you can head over to sunnyoutside and pre-order your copy now.

Starting now:

There was that time we drove four hours in the middle of the night just to have eggs at this diner she’d read about in the Lifestyles section of someone else’s newspaper, down at the library. And the afternoon we were fake-sparring, laughing and jabbing at each other, and she clipped me on the chin by accident, and I belted her, a solid fist in her sternum, a reflex but it was on purpose, and at first she took to wailing on me, slapping and punching and kicking, but then she just sat and cried for hours, and she wouldn’t let me near her for a week, which is how long my bruises lasted.

The Jersey Devil and Jesus are best buds

jpd cover nov 13One of my favorite things about working with Jersey Devil Press is that it NEVER gets old. Every issue feels like the best issue ever — I always love the work we get to publish.

This month, we also get to introduce our new online editor, our old friend Laura Garrison, who is stepping up to fill the very large shoes of Mike Sweeney. And she fills his shoes perfectly! (Not that I’m saying she has big feet. . . .) The work she has curated for this issue had me hooked from page one, and I love every word of every story!

We start with a magical wooden Jesus who is undone by Chinese food (who wouldn’t be?). Then we get a junkyard full of dynamite on The Rez and what might be the most awkward date of all time. There’s a weird shapless, sexless, ageless quasi-human playing a bizarre game of Questions in a shitty fast food joint, and a demonic slug living inside an egg and waiting to take over the known world. And we end with a deadly explosion and the heroic actions of a man made of paper.

All of that behind the haunting but gorgeous cover by painter De Anne Hodum.

Because you wouldn’t expect anything less from the Jersey Devil!

Read up, gang.

Ten Levels of Rejection (And What to Do About Them)

This fantastic blog post about literary rejections came across my feed last week and I’ve been meaning to share it with you. It reminded me of my own blog post about rejection from a few years back, but writer and Bartleby Snopes editor Nathaniel Tower has some great new takes on the subject, and loads of good, practical advice. Worth a read if you’re a writer.

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In the past six years, I have been rejected almost 700 times. That’s an average of about 1 rejection every three days. At this point, you’d think I’d be completely immune. I should at least be an expert on rejection. Why then do I keep getting rejected?

Literary magazines can be pretty fickle. They are certainly picky, and it’s not always easy rejected by lit magsto figure out what works and what doesn’t. And since there are limited spots, rejection is inevitable no matter how good of a writer one is. Even the best writers still get rejected on a regular basis.

So what does rejection mean and what exactly should you do about it? Not all rejection is equal. Here are the 10 levels of rejection (with actual rejection letter samples) and what you should do about them.

Disclaimer: Most editors are good people and are just trying to do a service…

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NaNoWriMo, day 1

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Well, I’m at the end of day 1 of NaNoWriMo, or as near the end of it as I’m going to get — I have an early morning tomorrow — but more than 3,150 words is a hell of a start considering I wasn’t sure I was even going to try this year.

And you know something? The book is feeling pretty damned good already. A lot I’m going to cut in revision, but none of it embarrassing, and the vision of the novel is getting clearer by the hour.

I’ll be updating more fully at the end of next week, when I have more to report, but in the meantime, keep an eye on my NaNoWriMo page here in the website, or my profile at the NaNoWriMo site, or my word count tracker in the sidebar at the right, for a daily update on my progress.

We’re off and running, gang!

Oh, and PS: if you haven’t checked it out already, my new chapbook, Box Cutters, is available now from sunnyoutside press. If you buy a copy, please let me know here on the blog so I can thank you! And keep an eye out for the book’s Goodreads page, too, so you can add it to your reading list.

Slip loose the blade and rip her open!

Ladies and gentlemen, today I have some huge news.

HUGE!

This morning, sunnyoutside press revealed the cover of my upcoming chapbook, Box Cutters.

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This is my first chapbook — my first book, for that matter — and I am simply GEEKING OUT over it!

Huge thanks to the gang over at sunnyoutside, as well as to Ethel Rohan and Bill Roorbach for their blurbs on the book.

Orders will be open soon (if not already — by the time you read this, you might be able to buy your copy, so head over to the site and try the “Purchase” link).

And also, the very happiest of Happy Halloweens to you, gang!